garrisonbabe:

my dad calls my roommate’s chinchilla a pikachu and it’s just really funny because he came into the kitchen and said the pikachu was letting me pet it

sixcatsandtwodogs:

superwhopottergrimmavengelock:

…it’s so much easier to say you’re antisocial…

…or claim that you just don’t like people…

…or pretend that you just don’t care anymore…

…than to admit how lonely and damaged you truly feel.

That’s why we go to shows/movies/books because those characters are the only ones we truly connect with. 

allonsy-to-pigfarts:

ernmacarstairs:

The closest thing we have to parental supervision on here is John Green but I don’t think he counts

mermaidsandmisandry:

“some scientists agree”. what does that mean. some scientists. that could be two  scientists. two scientists agree. two agreeable scientists isnt very credible. do it again. more scientists.

k1mkardashian:

i love when rappers/singers go up to accept their awards and the first person they thank is god. like hmmm you wasn’t thanking god when you was singing about riding dick and poppin’ bottles

pinako:

i never understood why people think it’s funny to make someone look gullible like no they trusted you and you lied to them that’s not funny it just makes you look like a dick

a sentence that perfectly describes my thoughts about april fools